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Sharpie 500 Results

Hello Angels, Bosley, Mr. X and the UnNamed One,

Twenty cautions.  Need I say more? Every one of us had at least one driver on our teams that was involved in one wreck or another.  Some, like myself, had one driver involved in multiple wrecks.

As for the race winner…Kurt Busch, he didn’t come out unscathed himself.  There was a bunch of controversy involving him, and Jimmy Spencer still brewing from last-weeks’ race.  For those of you living in a vacuum, Spencer and Busch had contact on the racetrack that Spencer didn’t like.  It carried over to the garage area after the race ending when Spencer allegedly punched Busch in the face. 

Spencer was fined, suspended for one week and put on probation for the remainder of the year.  Busch, for his actions on the racetrack, was also put on probation for the remainder of the year. 

To make matters worse, Busch made some comments on Friday that got all of the drivers upset at him…by saying basically (and I’m paraphrasing here) that bumping someone out of the way is just racing.   Well, it may be racing at Bristol, but not at Michigan, Daytona, Charlotte and Talladega.  Busch did back up his words though last night while running for second place when he “accidentally” punted Sterling Marlin out of the way into the wall.  After winning the race, Busch started his post-race interview by saying he didn’t mean to do it.  I find that extremely questionable based on his earlier comments.  Granted he had the faster car, but that means you use caution when trying to pass someone.  There was no other traffic in the area and was no reason to bump him out of the way.  Of course where he was trying to pass, if there is contact, there’s going to be a wreck, and 20 cautions last night are a great example of it. 

I guess it’s congratulations to Busch on his win last night, but I have serious concerns on whether he really deserved the win. This is just my two-cents worth anyway.

Ok, so lets see where the crash-fest, known as the Sharpie 500 at Bristol Motor Speedway left affected the outcome of our second segment of the Charlie’s Angels’ Fantasy League.

Kelly, for you the crashes affected your outcome drastically.  Two weeks ago you were in second place for this segment, unfortunately you won’t finish there, but will be this week’s recipient of the GOLDEN CABOOSE Award.  Mark Martin had a great car, but had a slight mishap on pit road where his catch can got stuck in the car when he was exiting the pits.  He was had to come back in the pits for a stop and go penalty.  He dropped from 3rd place to 26th, and on the restart was involved in a crash that sent his car careening into the wall and out of the race finishing 36th.  Jeff Burton was also involved in a wreck or two and finished 32nd.  Bobby Labonte had his own problems throughout the night and was lucky to finish in 27th.  Labonte’s teammate, Tony Stewart was sent into the wall but was able to continue and finish 22nd.  Your top finisher Terry Labonte, whom I believe is your only driver unscathed in the crash fest, finished 11th.  Your GOLDEN CABOOSE earning average finish is a very disappointing 25.8.  I definitely wish you much better luck next segment.

Kris, you and I tie for the next two positions.  My worst driver this week is Jeff Green, who I eluded too earlier when I said he was involved in multiple wrecks.  I believe he was responsible for three of them, and involved in 5.  His last wreck someone spun him out finally and ended his day in 40th spot.  Your worst driver is Jeff Gordon, who I also share.  He was running well until the middle of the race where his car started fading.  He was eventually taken out when Ken Schrader cut a tire down and Gordon got bunched up.  Matt Kenseth rear-ended Gordon and sent him into the wall.  Gordon finished 28th while Kenseth (who I also have on my team) went on to finish 4th.  Greg Biffle was involved in a couple of wrecks himself, but was able to finish 22nd.  Kris, you also have Mike Skinner who had a decent race and finished 18th and Dale Earnhardt Jr., who finished 9th.   The only driver I haven’t mentioned from my team is Jimmie Johnson who finished 5th.   Our shared average finish is another disappointing one of 20 even.

Bosley, your worst driver, Rusty Wallace, was involved in a spectacular wreck with Michael Waltrip early in the race.  Waltrip spun out in a turn and hit the outside retaining wall.  When his car crept down the racetrack, Wallace was unable to avoid broadsiding Waltrip destroying both cars in the process and sending Wallace to the hospital to be checked out.  While both drivers are ok, they finished in the bottom two positions.  Which hurt you considerably Bosley.  Stewart and Biffle finished 23rd and 22nd respectfully.   Ryan Newman finished in 6th, and “Rubber-head,” as Kevin Harvick described Kurt Busch, of course won the race.  Your average finish is also a disappointing 19 even.  Better luck next segment.

UnNamed One, unfortunately last nights race will have no effect on your standings for the second segment, but you drivers at least tried to help you.  Elliott Sadler was running well when he spun out and crashed similar to what happened to him at last-year’s night race at Bristol.  This year he finished 38th.  He was really your only blunder but Biffle had his moments with his 22nd place finish.  Your remaining drivers, Dale Jarrett, Kenseth and Busch all finished in the top-10 with Jarrett in 7th, Kenseth in 4th and Busch winning the race.  Your average finish is a not too shabby 14.4.  Better luck next segment.

Jill, this race did nothing for you as far as standings was concerned, but you still didn’t have a bad race considering Gordon’s mishaps over the past several weeks.  Gordon is your worst driver and finished 28th.  Stewart could’ve done better had he not been sent into the wall after which he finished 23rd.  Your remaining drivers, Jarrett, Newman and Johnson, finished 7th, 6th and 5th respectfully.  Your average finish is a nice 13.8.  I don’t think I need to wish you better luck next segment, but I hope you continue your winning ways.

Mr. X, your worst two drivers are Stewart and Biffle, who finished 23rd and 22nd respectfully.   Jarrett was next in 7th, while Newman was right in front of him in 6th.  Your top driver this week is Harvick who had a chance to win late in the race, finish 2nd.  Nice job on your average finish of 12 even.

Tiffany, by process of crash eliminations, you are our TOP ANGEL AWARD winner for this, our last race of the second segment week.   Your worst driver today is Joe Nemachek who while involved in a wreck or two himself, finished 19th.  Marlin’s crash obviously didn’t hurt you too badly because he finished 17th.  Earnhardt finished 9th, while Johnson finished 5th and Harvick 2nd.  Congratulations on your TAA average finish of 10.4.

Well, here is the final standings for the end of Segment TWO of the Charlie’s Angels’ Fantasy League. 

1

Jill's Jockeys,

J. Lindsey

668

625

633

544

601

571

768

689

515

592

638

609

639

8092

2

Mr X, D. Nunes

507

607

584

620

557

691

569

595

486

567

521

673

667

7644

3

Tiff's Young Guns, J. Young

560

511

540

579

547

633

520

634

594

505

675

543

691

7532

4

Bosley Bombers,

J. Kratzer

530

630

522

676

590

534

577

545

578

637

535

529

560

7443

5

Charlie's Boyz,

E. G.

705

500

557

606

461

592

632

591

453

649

542

568

549

7405

6

Kris' Boy Toyz,

P. Grill

561

535

593

561

630

597

544

537

545

665

536

560

532

7396

7

Kelly's Knights,

S. Riddle

443

720

752

707

559

557

562

530

368

617

551

588

433

7387

8

Unamed Ones Fords, R. Young

653

514

441

531

386

620

487

662

607

509

611

643

632

7296

 Kelly unfortunately you took the biggest hit this week and ended the segment in 7th place.  The only two positions that didn’t change this week I believe are the first and last place finishers, Jill and UnNamed One.  Congratulations Jill on your Segment Two win, and our condolences to you UnNamed One on your last place finish.

Sometime this week, the NASCAR ESPN.RPM Stockcar Challenge web site will update and we’ll have to pick our drivers for Darlington, the first race of Segment Three. 

Don’t forget to update your drivers by Thursday at 11:59 pm Pacific Time. 

Sabrina and Julie, I hope you two decide to join us once again. 

Good luck Angels,

Charlie

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